I've tried so hard to be patient with you. Really. I have. I keep thinking that if I give you long enough, you'll come to your senses and hook up with Apple. Well, I just need you to know that my patience is waning. I'm tired of waiting for you. I've held out for years now, but I won't wait much longer. As much as I love you, I love apple more. That's really what it comes down to. So, this is my one last plea to you to cometoyoureverlovingsenses and do the right thing. You're great, but you're not so great I won't pack my bags and leave. And you should know that the day is coming. Soon. I will have an iPhone. By the end of the year. With or without you. Don't make me choose. You won't be happy with my decision. This is your last chance to DO THE RIGHT THING!
For all of you cry babies who have the iPhone 4. This video is for you: